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Incredible: Kidnappers Association Of Nsukka Formed

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Read this on the Sun News and I have been rolling on the floor laughing since. It doesn’t seem probable but it sure does make for an exhilarating read. But seriously what do you think? Could it be true or it’s just downright ridiculous? Na waa o! Btw, how come the herbalist ‘Ojenammuo’ did not divine his abduction or better still, burn the kidnappers to ashes on their way? Dang! :D

Kidnappers in the university town of Nsukka in Enugu state seem not in a hurry to dump their filthy lucre despite the efforts of the state Police Command to run them out-of-town. Apparently calling the bluff of law enforcement agents and playing the lords of the town and its environs, the hoodlums have formed an association.

The body known as Association of Kidnappers of Nsukka (AKN) made its debut in the town recently. Checks by Sunday Sun reporter revealed that although it operates in secrecy, the group has started pasting notices on building walls ordering residents to pay huge ransoms or get ready to be attacked.

 

 

A resident, Ekene Ugwu, said they pasted one of such notices in the neighbourhood around Ibagwa road and people were panicky. He said that some residents including lawyers in the area have notified the police and taken precautionary security measures. But the Enugu State police command has told residents to go about their daily businesses as the police were handling the situation.

The police spokesman, Ebere Amaraizu told Sunday Sun on phone that the police had picked the telephone numbers dropped by the author of the letters in various homes, for further investigation. Meanwhile, five persons suspected to be the masterminds of kidnappings in Nsukka zone have been arrested. They were identified as Obinna Nnonyelum a.k.a Biggy, Ikechukwu Jude Ezeah alias Alhaji, Jonas Eke, Kelechi Udagha and Ifeanyi Hyginus Ede. The first suspect, Obinna was allleged to have told his police interrogators that he hails from Amawbia in Awka South Local Government Area of Anambra State and that his first criminal outing was the kidnap of a woman from Obollo Afor

Though he said he could not remember the date of the kidnap, the suspect allegedly told the police that he and those he identified as Sky B who was their driver, Gago, Alhaji and Jonas alias Pajoe, took part in the crime. He said that the N1.5 million paid as ransom was collected at Umuokpu Awka in Anambra state and that he made the phone calls and gave directives until it was collected. Obinna was also said to have confessed that the gang kidnapped Rev. Fr. Chijioke Amoke, a Catholic priest in Nsukka Diocese and a herbalist, Rowland Iyida alias Ojenamuo on November 2, 2011. The herbalist and a police corporal, Sunday Elisha, attached to Ogrute police station, later died while the kidnappers were escaping with their victims. Police sources told Sunday Sun that the suspects would soon be charged to court.


Mis-information: BRT Bus Falls Off Third Mainland bridge

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Some moments ago, a false report went viral saying a fully loaded Bus Rapid Transit (BRT) bus that was conveying passengers across the Third Mainland Bridge had fallen off the bridge into the Lagos Lagoon.

On Twitter, Facebook, Radio Stations, News Websites and other social media platforms, the disturbing news spread like wild-fire, getting many people worried over the safety of the alleged passengers of the bus.

Most media sources based their news on a tweet by the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC), which confirmed the accident.

The FRSC tweeted this message earlier: “A fully loaded BRT bus fell off the 3rd mainland bridge into the Lagos lagoon, 26-11-12. Rescue work in progress. Motorists be cautious.”

However, coming as a huge relief, the FRSC spokesman, Jonas Agwu has said the tweet about BRT falling off 3rd Mainland Bridge in Lagos is a “hoax”. The tweet has been deleted from the their Twitter page and replaced with this:

The Lagos State Government has also debunked the story saying it was a rumour. On Traffic FM, the state government’s dedicated traffic radio station, the news was also described as false.

While the news of the accident was still being circulated on Twitter, Jon Gambrell, the AP correspondent in Nigeria visited the scene and tweeted his findings.

It is hoped that the FRSC would give an explanation for the misleading tweet. However, we are glad that no such event happened in Nigeria today. What the media can cause.

 

Bella Naija!

Rob & Rita Saga – She Cheated On Me With 20 Men!!!

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The Kardashians are in the news again but this time it is their little brother, Rob. He broke up with Rita Ora because…….wait for it*drumroll* she was cheating on him. She cheated with 20 men!!!!

 

Rita Ora

Err, I heard Rob Kardashian and newcomer pop star Rita Ora were officially dating, I turned around, went to the bathroom, :D , and lo, they had broken up. Ehh? What is it with this celebrity relationships/marriages anyway? Gosh!

He took to Twitter this weekend to accuse the singer of cheating on him with 20 different people.

Rob wrote on Twitter:

“She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together, I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we apart? But I mean 20?!!! How can a woman who is so busy trying to start her own career have time to be with so many dudes all while in a relationship?!”

 

 

Kardashian and Ora have reportedly been dating for the last several months, but the couple never publicly confirmed their relationship. Although there were

After Kardashian’s tweet, the phrase “Rita Whore” started trending on Twitter. Rob never mentions the singer by name during his Twitter rant, but he does mention someone who is trying to start their career, which most likely refers to Ora.

 

 

According to The Sun, Kardashian and Ora were having a long distance relationship while the singer was on tour. That’s all over now, however, because Ora reportedly cheated on Kardashian with multiple people.

Well, that is his version though because according to her she was never in a relationship with him!

“In 22 years, there’s been nothing. I’ve had young fascinations but never love. I think it’s my only weakness. I’m scared of letting my guard down, and if I fell in love with someone now, he’d have to try ten times harder to break it down. (Rob’s) a great friend. But the only relationship I’m having now is with the tour bus.” (the tour bus, erm so he was right after all, there are a lot of people in a tour bus, like over 20 :D )

Tips On How To Be A Sexy Woman Pt1

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Sexy, beautiful Monica Bellucci – putting pins in her hair.

 

While I was growing up, I realized that a lot of people thought that being sexy was separate from being beautiful. They felt a sexy woman couldn’t be the same thing as beautiful. I even heard descriptions such as, you’re beautiful, she’s sexy, she’s ok, she’s just there, etc. Bollocks  I think they are wrong, one woman can be pretty, smart, sexy, sensual and more. I don’t know about you but I sure think so. Eg, Monica Bellucci, Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, Halle Berry, Tiwa Savage, Me :D etc.

So here are a few tips to help you on your journey. You think you can never be sexy? Think again! There are subtle things men find sexy that have nothing to do with a flat tummy or a great pair of boobs. (Even though that helps :) ) Would you ever think the sight of you cooking in a hot kitchen, with your hair up, wearing one of his boxers could ever be sexy to your man? Lol…guess what, it happened to me. He actually came in and was staring mesmerized, I felt like I wasn’t actually doing domestic work, but that I was taking part in a sexy, cooking photo shoot. (Blushing) So you get it, right? It’s all in the aura and confidence and overall mindset of a woman.

Wake up in the morning and tell yourself:  Today I feel like a natural woman. I am a goddess that reflects the mystique and magnetism of women, rising above all boundaries.

PLAYFULNESS:

 

 

Women who take themselves too seriously are seriously not sexy. There’s something about a woman who is comfortable enough to be playful, flirty, and not worry that she is risking her reputation for being happy. Please don’t confuse playful with silly. Silly women who are clowning for attention are vexing. In fact, one man suggested that playfulness is a great sign of maturity – a woman who loves life and isn’t ashamed to show it. :D

GOOD GROOMING:

 

What does this mean? Most men agreed that a beautiful woman:

(a) Dresses in a way that flatters her figure

(b) Puts effort into grooming and

c) cares how men perceive her, even if the end result is very laid back and simple. A woman who thinks that going to the effort to look nice is somehow beneath her probably wouldn’t make the sexy list.

BE A GOOD COOK:

 

 

It is still important for a woman to be A good cook! There is nothing better for a man than coming home to a fresh, hot and home-made dish on the table. They really admire the effort and time a woman puts into preparing a meal and they feel special and rewarded after a long day. If you need ideas for what meals to cook, you can google them or go for cooking classes! Don’t forget to kinda look hot during the cooking though. So try discovering your seductive self by keeping these ideas in and putting them to use. You will soon realize you had the seductive goddess in you all this time. After all, every woman has one!

P.D.A – BE AFFECTIONATE: 

 

 

A sexy woman is very affectionate and touchy-feely with her man. She isn’t vulgar in showing how she feels with him but she conveys intimacy all the same. Men like to seem irresistible to their women and this attitude would feed that hunger. Hold his arm lightly like you are his damsel in distress, look into his eyes at a gathering and keep a private moment for about two seconds, you know, etc.

BE SMART OR INTELLIGENT OR AT LEAST, WELL READ: 

 

 

Yes, a smart woman might be intimidating to some men (dull, insecure and dumb types) but to a real man, intelligence is one hell of a turn on! Men love to see a beautiful and smart woman. It’s like she’s a total package. I mean, she has to be down to earth and be able to cook and be warm too. Not the type that just sits reading and doesn’t know how to have any kind of fun. He would love it if you can hold your own with his buddies, while he basks in your shine. As long as you aren’t bossy or condescending with your knowledge.

BE COMFORTABLE BEING NATURAL: 

 

 

We mustn’t always wear make-up to feel sexy. Haven’t you ever heard about the after sex glow? Ahan…when your hair’s all tousled and skin all flushed from rubbing and things, that’s when you are the prettiest. (Shhh, I didn’t say anything o) A man loves you when you seem natural and not covered with gunk…ALL the time. Not to say that you shouldn’t glam up when it is time though. Meanwhile, it’s even good for your face. Less makeup enables your skin breathe. And we all know good skin is the secret of beauty right? So there!

 

 

 

My Ex-Boyfriend Has Moved On – But I still Want Him Back!

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Am a 22-year-old girl who just graduated from d uni. Av bin dating a guy 4 d past 5 years nd we’ve practically done everything 2geda. We started aving issues in my 4th year in skol nd dis eventually led 2 our brk up, I can say dat d brk up was due 2 my own carelessness bcos at some point in d relationship I got bored nd started aving so many male frnds which my boyfrnd objected to he warned me several times bur I neva listened cos I was beginning to enjoy d attention I got from oda guys. He eventually confronted his worst fear which was breaking up with me nd now dat he has I now realise how bad I want him back bur d sad part is he now has a new girl frnd. He claims to still love me bur at d same time he doesn’t want to hurt his new girlfrnd by breaking her heart. Am still very much in love with him nd I wish to wait 4 him I want to knw if I still av any chances with him or I shuld just try nd move on.

Thanks Miss P.  

 

 

Dear Miss P,

How are you doing? Sorry this took awhile. Congratulations on your graduation.

Firstly when you say you sought attention from other guys, do you mean just hanging out with them or being friends? Did you actually cheat on him? If yes, then apart from him having someone else, he would also have trust issues as well. And I am sorry to say so but you acted selfish and spoilt but it’s good that you have acknowledged your mistake and taken responsibility for your action. Sometimes, when a man loves you too much and shows how far he’s willing to go to ensure that your relationship works out, you tend to take him for granted. And that is what happened.

When people are in bad relationships, one of the most difficult decisions to make is to let go. Even when they know that it is in their best interest to break out of that destructive relationship, they still stay. Now your boyfriend has confronted his ‘greatest fear’, and what is more, he has moved on. Yes, he would probably still have feelings for you, but…….I would not advise you to wait for him or encourage him or break up with his current girlfriend. If it is fated to be, it would happen. Without any contrived effort on your part. Or his. Ok?

Just do your thing, concentrate on the next part of your life, NYSC, getting a job and everything else would eventually fall in place. Xoxo

 

Jeez Butt Implant Gone Wrong!!!

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Inverted Ass……Hahahahahahahaha!

 

A woman has shared her worst nightmare online this week, her implants inserted in her butt flipped inside out- as seen above. Forming a strange disk like shape, the out of place  implants reportedly flipped when her surgeon failed to insert them in her ‘rear pocket’ firmly enough, leaving them free to protrude.

 

On the mess, BAAPS Member Adrian Richards- a consultant at Aurora Clinics explained:

“It is a complication which is relatively common following buttock implants. It shouldn’t really happen because the pocket should be snug so the implant stays where it is.”

‘This lady’s implant is flat on the bottom and coned on the top, but this one has flipped over.”

Going on to add that it would ‘hurt’, Richards suggests that both implants would need to be removed or closed up to stop them from shifting. Oh my goodness, did she really need to do this?

Samuel Eto’o's Wife Poses Almost Nude On A Public Beach!

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Samuel Eto’o is one of Africa’s greatest footballers. Eto’o is the world’s second highest earning athlete (second to Tiger Woods) and the highest paid footballer in the world, (followed by Lionel Messi of FC Barcelona and Zlatan Ibrahimović of Paris Saint-Germain.) raking in £35.7 million (over $54 million) a year excluding off-field earnings.

Born 10 March 1981, the Cameroonian footballer who plays as a striker for Russian team Anzhi Makhachkala scored over a 100 goals for spanish side Barcelona in five seasons. He also holds a Spanish passport, enabling him not to count among the “foreign players” working in the European Union. Eto’o is believed to be, at the present moment, the highest earning footballer in the world, at £350,000 per week under his current contract.

That being said, it is his wife Georgette who holds the most fascination for me at the moment. The gorgeous Ivorian lady has two children with the Camerounian striker and was his longtime sweetheart before they married.

She is also not reluctant to show off her natural ‘assets’. Here she is below pictured with Hubby at a red carpet event, looking like a bonafide Hollywood superstar. Beautiful lady.

 

 

 

But here she poses nude at a beach! Topless!!! Her b**bs are amazing though. :) Are they real, after two kids, I wonder!

 

 

 

 

Baby Making? How To Conceive A Boy Or A Girl

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Question:

“I’ve heard there are ways to boost the chances of making a baby girl — or boy. What are these gender selection techniques?”

Do you have visions of pink…or blue in your future? Maybe you see yourself painting the nursery pastel pink and shopping for flowery dresses? Or perhaps you can’t wait to get your hands on a baby-blue layette and stock up on Tonka trucks? While having a healthy baby is most certainly your top priority, it’s also totally normal (and quite common) to yearn for a boy to add to your brood or pine for a girl to go gaga over. Whichever gender you have your heart set on, there are some ways — both scientific and silly — thatmay manipulate Mother Nature and increase your odds of conceiving a boy or a girl. Take a look at these gender selection options:

Gender Selection the High Tech Way

If you’re getting an assist from science to get pregnant in the first place, you may be able to have a hand in which gender you conceive. As promising and exciting as these high-tech boosts may sound, you’ll have to remember that these methods of gender selection are costly, invasive, sometimes controversial, and may require that you meet strict eligibility criteria.

  • Preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD): This method was developed to help couples who have gone through genetic testing and know they are carriers of serious gender-linked disorders (certain conditions are inherited by boys and not by girls, and vice versa). Used in conjunction with in-vitro fertilization (IVF), doctors extract one cell from the rapidly dividing embryo fertilized in the petri dish and examine it to determine gender. Only embryos of the desired sex will be implanted in the mom’s uterus. While this method is effective, it is also controversial — and most fertility centers and medical organizations discourage it if there is no real medical reason to select gender.
  • Sperm sorting: This gender selection technique involves separating girl-producing sperm (X-sperm) from boy-producing sperm (Y-sperm) in the lab and then either inserting sperm of the desired gender into the mom-to-be’s uterus via intrauterine insemination (IUI) or using the chosen sperm to fertilize an egg in vitro.

 


Gender Selection the Low Tech Way
If you and your partner are conceiving the old-fashioned way (i.e., without a medical professional), there are less-expensive and less-invasive ways to try gender selection. But as you might imagine, these methods are also less effective — and have not been shown to be any more successful than just letting nature take its course. Still, there’s no harm in trying.

  • The Shettles Method: The main theory behind this method of gender selection — which boasts a 75 percent success rate (though independent studies haven’t backed up that claim) — is that girl-producing sperm (X-sperm) move slower but are more resilient and live longer than male-producing sperm (Y-sperm), which are faster but have shorter life spans. So if you’re pining for a girl, you should have sex two to four days before you ovulate — that way the X-sperm will be the only sperm alive and waiting around in your fallopian tubes by the time your egg drops in a few days later. If you want a boy, on the other hand, you should have sex as close as possible to ovulation — since the speedy Y-sperm will be more likely to get to the egg first. There are other specifics to follow with the Shettles Method that may make the vaginal tract more inviting for either the X- or Y-sperm (like sexual positions and even whether or not the woman has an orgasm), and if you’re willing to give it a try, it certainly won’t lower your already 50-50 chances of conceiving the gender of your choice!
  • The Whelan Method: The Whelan Method of gender selection is pretty much the opposite of the Shettles Method — that’s science for you! It’s based on the idea that biochemical changes in a woman’s body at certain times in her cycle make it more likely that Y-sperm will fertilize an egg, while other times in her cycle, her biochemistry will favor X-sperm. So to conceive a boy, you should have sex four to six days before ovulation. And to conceive a girl, you should have sex either two to three days before ovulation or on the day of ovulation. Critics of this method say that having sex four to six days before ovulation is way too far away from the release of the egg to even get pregnant, since sperm can’t survive that long.
  • Gender-selection kits: There are a variety of kits available that are based on altering the conditions around the egg and sperm (by using nutritional supplements and douches) to make the vaginal tract more receptive to either the X- or Y-sperm. Most experts consider the claims of these kits to be suspect.

Gender Selection the No Tech Way
As you would imagine, old wives’ tales abound on how to conceive a boy or girl — a quick search on the Web will show you that! These methods of gender selection are based on some research, but be forewarned that they come with no guarantee. Some theories focus on nutrition. For instance, for a boy some research suggests that you indulge in red meat, potassium, and salty foods. For a girl, be sure your diet includes eggs, yogurt, and — yes — chocolate! Other methods focus on sexual positions. For example, to increase your odds of having a boy, make love standing up or doggy style, and be sure to climax first. And if you want a girl, try the missionary position and let your guy reach orgasm first. Hey, it may sound kooky, but you’ll certainly have fun!

Happy Baby-making!

 

Source: whattoexpect.com


SexSomnia: Sex While Sleeping, With No Memory Of Act When Awake!

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Story by marieclaire!

The sex last night was great!” I say to my husband, Leo.

“We didn’t have sex last night!” he exclaims.

“Yes, we did!” I say. “Last night you woke me up at 2 a.m. Remember?”

This debate is familiar. No, I’m not cheating on my husband, nor did I slip him a roofie. He’s the only man I have sex with, but half the time he doesn’t remember it. That’s because Leo suffers from a rare sleep condition called sexsomnia, which causes him to engage in sexual acts in his sleep.Several times a week, since we first started dating two years ago, we’ve been unintentionally supplementing our sex life with strange, nocturnal trysts. In the middle of the night, my normally respectful and mild-mannered husband becomes a wild animal — I often awake to him pawing me and talking dirty in Italian, his native language. While he’s sleeping, we have full-blown intercourse (seamlessly switching positions during the act) and give and receive oral sex, and when we’re finished, Leo simply fades into a peaceful slumber. And the next morning, he has no recollection of our sexual encounter.

I don’t wake him up during the act for fear of startling him, but on the rare occasion he does awaken, he’s mortified. Leo rarely remembers what happens, so I fill him in the next morning.

Sexsomnia was first discovered in the mid-’90s and brought to public attention in 2002 by researchers at Stanford University. It won’t be considered an official sleep disorder until more research is conducted, but that’s only a matter of time, says Mike Mangan, Ph.D., professor of psychology at the University of New Hampshire. “Roughly 3 percent of the population instigates sleep sex, although it’s more common in men,” he says. Men’s symptoms differ slightly from women’s: While women usually moan and talk dirty, men tend to masturbate violently and aggressively initiate sex. According to Mangan, there’s an area of the brain called the subcortical that regulates basic biological impulses such as breathing, eating, aggression, and arousal. Policing these primal instincts is the cortex, the largest part of the brain, responsible for weighing the consequences of your potential actions. While you’re sleeping, the cortex is not operating in the same way as when you’re awake, but your primal impulses continue to fire off. Normally, this activity won’t disturb a sleeping person, but if there are certain factors involved, such as fatigue, alcohol consumption before bed, a sexual dream, or accidentally brushing up against a bed partner, sexsomnia can occur. “We can’t yet pinpoint a reason for why one person has sexsomnia and another doesn’t, but these general factors make an episode more likely,” says Mangan.

Most of the time, I prefer Leo’s sexsomnia to the sex we have when he’s awake, although I wouldn’t tell him that. We can’t re-create that degree of passion on demand, and I don’t want to emasculate my husband by saying he’s better in bed when he’s sleeping. After two years together, our sex life is satisfying, but it’s dwindling in passion and frequency. The lingerie I used to wear has been shoved to the back of my dresser, and Leo’s started leaving the bathroom door ajar when he’s on the toilet. We know each other’s bodies so well by now that we rely on the same, comfortable sexual positions. But when he’s sleeping, the sex is passionate, uninhibited, and primal. As a result, I feel like I’m harboring a fun little secret — like I have two sex lives. (Hmmnn, I like that :) )

 

HOWEVER, SEXSOMNIA does have a downside. Leo often wakes me up several times in one night when I’ve already rebuffed his advances, and disruptive sleep — combined with the frustration of being harangued for sex — can be exhausting. And there are other drawbacks: At times, I feel guilty that he gets shortchanged by our sex life — about a year ago, he drew a hot bath, dimmed the lights, then woke me up with a glass of Bordeaux while having a sleepy but coherent conversation with his eyes open. I was disappointed to discover mid-bath that he was actually sleeping. There have been unforgettable nights of sexual experimentation, tender words, and insightful conversations that he’s not actually privy to. And who else would I share those moments with but my husband?

There’s also something unsettling about it. During an episode, Leo morphs into another person with an unfamiliar subset of kinky sexual preferences that differ wildly from what he likes in his waking hours, making me wonder, Does he have a sexually repressed past? Are his true sexual tastes manifesting during sleep? And while I don’t believe that he’d try to hurt me, I can’t say that my guard is completely down as we fall asleep each night — who knows when a sexsomnia episode will occur? ”From what we understand, sleep sex occurs before the muscles are paralyzed by REM,” says Mangan. This may explain why people can move around and have an orgasm — an intense brain explosion of serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin, and prolactin — during this stage of sleep and not wake up.

One of the biggest roadblocks to treating sexsomnia is that sleep is an elusive field of study for which no one has all the answers, says Mangan. “Since the brain is never fully shut off, it makes sense that people can do complex things in their sleep, especially activities like sex that involve muscle memory,” he says. “There have been cases of people driving, moving heavy objects, or cooking — why should having sex be any stranger?”

Mangan says Leo fits the basic profile of a sexsomniac. And short of sleeping with one eye open, there’s not much I can do. The FDA hasn’t approved treatment, though doctors have had limited success with antianxiety drugs like clonazepam. That’s a step Leo and I don’t feel is necessary to take, unless his condition worsens. Right now, we consider it his quirk, and another layer to our evolving sex life. The way I see it, more sex for a few sleepless nights is a pretty fair trade.

 

Kate Middleton’s Few Weeks Pregnancy Makes Her Cancel Red Carpet Appearance

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Bearing with a second bout of acute morning sickness — a rare condition known as Hyperemesis Gravidarum — the royal mom-to-be has canceled a planned red carpet appearance at the London premiere of The Hobbit on Wednesday Dec. 12. (na waa o!) mscewww!

“The Duchess of Cambridge will not attend The Hobbit Premiere tomorrow evening and will continue to rest privately,” a St. James Palace rep tells Us Weekly. In her stead, however, “the Duke of Cambridge will attend as planned.”

Beaming with happiness. Awwww!

Although the Duchess, 30, left King Edward VII hospital on Thursday after four days of treatment, she fell ill again over the weekend, and has been laying low at the Nottingham Cottage residence she and Prince William, 30, share at Kensington Palace.

“Until further notice, to allow the Duchess a degree of privacy during her pregnancy, we do not intend to offer regular condition checks or advise of routine developments,” the Palace told Us on Monday.

Keeping a commitment to attend a Dec. 8 Winter Whites Gala at London’s Royal Albert Hall, William commented on his wife’s struggles.

I don’t know why they call it morning sickness — they should call it all day and all night sickness,” the prince joked. “[Recovery is] a long old process but she is getting there. She feels like it is going to go on forever.”

If you think you are tired of all the fuss sorrounding this royal pregnancy, it gets s even creepier! Pictures have surfaced everywhere of how the baby might look! They need to get a life, honestly!

Created by Morph Thing owner: Charanjeet Kondal. Seriously?!*eyesrolling*

Merry Christmas Beautiful People!!!

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Christmas is forever, not for just one day,
for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away
like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf.
The good you do for others is good you do yourself.

Let Christmas not become a thing
Merely of merchant’s trafficking,
Of tinsel, bell and holly wreath
And surface pleasure, but beneath
The childish glamour, let us find
Nourishment for soul and mind.
Let us follow kinder ways
Through our teeming human maze,
And help the age of peace to come
From a Dreamer’s martyrdom.

I have been waiting for Christmas,
And now it’s here.
I have been waiting for Christmas,
Santa’s here.
Can’t you hear the sleigh bells ringing?
Reindeer up so high.
Can’t you hear the children singing,
As they watch the sky?

Bright Christmas stars shine on high,
Golden stars in the wint’ry sky;
Christmas candles in windows bright
Send s greeting into the night;
While in our hearts the Christmas flame,
Glows with a love like his who came,
The infant Christ of lowly birth,
To bring good will and peace to earth.

Whatever else be lost among the years,
Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing:
Whatever doubts assail us, or what fears,
Let us hold close one day, remembering
Its poignant meaning for the hearts of men.
Let us get back our childlike faith again.

On this Christmas…Pray,
To your enemy, forgiveness
To an opponent, tolerance
To a friend, your heart

 

 

……………………………Love you all dear loyal readers! *kisses*

 

AY Comedian IN Twitter Mess Over Car Bought For Wife!

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Ayo Makun aka AY and wife Mabel

 

Popular comedian AY bought a car, the ACURA ZDX car for his wife for Christmas and understandably, in typical modern celebrity fashion, excitedly celebrated the event on phenomenal social network, Twitter. See his harmless tweet below:

 

Awww…how sweet…..

 

Well, unfortunately, most of the Nigerian public did not think it was cute and there were lots of negative and vicious comments to that effect. Personally, I did not think he had to, but the comedian decided to tweet an apology to his fans and the general public for his enthusiastic tweet. See below:

 

Proud Daddy To-Be Wiz Khalifa Rubs Amber Rose’s Belly

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Rapper Wiz Khalifa and sexy wife Amber Rose are certainly one of the proudest soon to be parents I have ever seen. They do not hesitate to show off their baby bump at every chance they get. And it certainly doesn’t help that Amber is sooooooo hot. #Gosh! Hope I look half as hot as she is when it’s my turn. :D

 

Daddy rubbing his baby

 

Er, the only nagging worry I have is the fact that the Young, Wild and Free rapper says that he’ll teach his child about how marijuana is used: O_O

The 25-year-old rapper is well-known for his smoking habit but is adamant that he will not change his ways when he is a father.

When E! News asked Khalifa if he was planning to stop smoking, he said: ‘I think it’s all about how you’re raised with it.’

He then added: ‘Before there was a much more negative outtake on it. You know, pot and what it can do, and the effects of it.

‘Of course, I’m not going to be smoking right there over the baby, because smoke in general and being high is not good for a kid. None of that. But definitely he’s going to know what it is – and he’ll know the difference between being a child and not being able to use it and being an adult and knowing how to use it.’ (:D Gee wow! *rollseyes*)

Blonde partner Amber Rose concurred: ‘It’s just like alcohol, basically. That’s how I feel about it, you know. When you’re a kid, you know that you’re not supposed to drink alcohol, that it’s for adults and that’s it.’

She added: ‘Our son is just going to know that daddy likes to smoke.’

Khalifa has always been honest about his affinity for weed, in 2010, he told MTV: ‘I thought weed was bad for a minute. When I was younger, I thought it was bad, but I got to a point where it worked for me. It don’t work for everybody else.

‘People gotta stay free, people need jobs, people got parents that probably wouldn’t be with it, so don’t ruin your life trying to be like me. That’s my advice.’

REALLY! SMH!

 

 

 

Back Again WTH!? Chris brown And Rihanna Spend Christmas Day Together

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This Ike and Tina Turner wannabe’s are really confusing me right now. What is with the on-again and off-again relationship with these two? *GENUINELY bAFFLED*

Sexy singer Rihanna spent the days leading up to Christmas in a rented villa in Barbados but surprised fans when she was spotted with Chris Brown at the Staples Centre to watch the LA Lakers and the New York Knicks. Before she left Barbados, there was an incident involving a German Nationale, who trespassed on the property she was staying in.

Rihanna was all dressed up for the occasion, wearing a black midriff-baring outfit, heels, gold choker necklace and red lipstick. She sipped beer from a plastic cup and seemed in good spirits as the pair kept close during the game. They were among a host of famous faces in the crowd, including Snoop Lion and Red Hot Chili Peppers star Anthony Kiedis.

While she didn’t comment on her romantic Christmas on Twitter, she did post was appears to be an old picture of herself wearing Santa hat and fatigues while with friends.

 

Riri’s INSTAGRAM Christmas message…. ‘Santa baby! Hurry down the chimney tonight! Is it too late to be nice?’

Look at their glazed eyes, high as kites….:D

 

 

 

Awwww, star-crossed lovers!

As for this pair, they are beginning to make me really sick to the stomach because they are role models to kids out there, whether we like it or not! It glorifies unstable relationships, physical and emotional abuse, promiscuity, drug use, lack of self-respect, etc. Riri come on, don’t let this geezer treat you so shabbily.

You both used to be so sweet and promising, what in the world happened? And please, no one should say they grew up, because so did Usher, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Rowland, Alicia Keys, into even better adults than they were as kids. :(

Christmas Eve Massacre: Boko Haram Strikes Again!

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Gunmen attacked a church in northern Nigeria during a midnight mass on Christmas Eve, killing six people including the pastor, before setting the building ablaze, residents and police said Tuesday.

“A group of gunmen came into the village at midnight and went straight to the church,” said Usman Mansir, a resident of Peri village near Potiskum, the economic capital of Yobe state.

“They opened fire on them, killing the pastor and five worshippers. They then set fire to the church,” he added, specifying that a branch of the Evangelical Church of West Africa (ECWA) was targeted.

A senior police official in Yobe confirmed the details, but declined to be named. The head of the Christian Association of Nigeria in Yobe, Idi Garba, told AFP that many worshippers at ECWA “are still missing.”

“I have been informed that six bodies have been recovered,” Garba said, adding that some who lived near the church “fled their homes during the attack and it is assumed that they are still hiding in the bush.”

Residents reported that the gunmen also set fire to several of the homes surrounding the church. Yobe police chief Sanusi Rufa’i said “this is a security issue” and refused to comment further.

Boko Haram Islamists have carried out several attacks in Yobe, which borders the state of Maiduguri, where the insurgent group is based. The Islamists are blamed for killing hundreds of people in northern Nigeria since 2009. It was not clear who was behind the latest violence.

While Yobe’s population is overwhelmingly Muslim, the commercial hub of Potiskum has a significant Christian minority. Peri is just two kilometres outside the city.

It could be recalled that yesterday, Dec. 24, in his traditional Christmas message from the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI prayed for “concord in Nigeria, where savage acts of terrorism continue to reap victims, particularly among Christians”.

 

Source: Naija.com


Fire Outbreak: Obasanjo’s Multi-Million Country Home Ablaze!

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The house located in Abeokuta, the Ogun State Capital, was gutted by fire on Thursday with extensive damages recorded in the 30-minute incident. The fire, which started at about 4.25 p.m., was traced to electricity power surge, just barely about 20 minutes after Mr. Obasanjo left for his other house located in the Ita-Eko area of the town.

 

It was gathered that the fire started from Mr. Obasanjo’s private office, a stone throw to his bedroom, before the security in the premises raised alarm, and the state fire service was contacted.

The fire service, in a swift response, raced to the scene with two fire fighting vehicles, to curtail the fire, which would have spread to other apartments.

No life was lost, but some damaged property were seen being moved out by men of the fire service and officers of the National Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC).

As at the time of this report, Mr. Obasanjo had returned home, apparently to see the extent of the damage. His wife, Bola Obasanjo, was seen outside in company of some grandchildren looking worried. On his part, Mr. Obasanjo, after the fire had been put under control, was seen sitting within the premises receiving telephone calls from sympathizers.

However, one of his sons, identified as Oba Obasanjo, threw caution to the wind, as he seized the Blackberry phone of one of the correspondent and smashed it on the floor for taking photographs.

Symphatisers that thronged the home of the former President include the Ogun State Commissioner of Police, Ikemefuna Okoye; a factional chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, in the state, Dipo Odujinrin; and the state’s Director of State Security Services. Ironically, an hour after the fire incident was brought under control, the officials of the Power Holding Company of Nigeria, PHCN, arrived in two pick-up vans loaded with ladders.

Addressing journalists that were present at the house, the former President in Yoruba language, jokingly used a native adage that the King’s house that burns will only be beautified.

“Go, go and sing to the whole world that ‘the King’s house that is gutted by fire only beautifies the house,” the former president cheerfully said.

He then dismissed the reporters as he continued to jest with members of family and  guests that had rushed there to sympathise with him.

Located along the Ibrahim Babangida Boulevard in Abeokuta, the multi-millionaire villa, made up of about six structures, was completed shortly before Mr. Obasanjo left office in 2007. It was constructed by Messrs Gitto Construzioni Generali Nigeria Limited, an Abuja-based Italian company. It was built atop a hill, some critics said, to give the former president the psychological feeling of being on top of everyone.

 

Culled: Naij.com

Mario Balotelli Sues Mother Of His Newborn Baby Pia!

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Furious Mario Balotelli has called in lawyers to sue his former girlfriend after she accused him of being ‘irresponsible’ and ‘not interested’ in his newborn baby daughter.

The Manchester City ace’s relationship with Raffaella Fico, 24, has become a real life soap opera with the two having furious slanging matches since they split up in the spring following a year-long relationship.

Earlier this month, former underwear model Raffaella gave birth to a baby girl called Pia, who was conceived just before the couple broke up.

Initially, the player had demanded a DNA test to prove he was the father but then backtracked and said he was going to give their romance another try.

But now Balotelli, 22, has lashed out at Raffaella following an interview with Chi magazine earlier this month in which she said: ‘Mario for me is irresponsible. It came to a certain point where he was just not interested in anything, not in me, or our daughter.

Up until certain things happened he was supposed to marry me. That was our project, our desire. Then all of a sudden everything collapsed and I don’t know why.’

In a statement published in Gazzetta Dello Sport, Balotelli said: ‘In relation to what was said by Raffaella Fico in her last interview with Chi, I have sadly decided to respond.

There is a limit for everything and I can no longer tolerate that my honour as a man is offended and I am falsely accused of serious misbehaviour, and which has no element of truth.

‘I have asked my lawyer to take the necessary legal action to defend my honour which has been damaged by the declarations of Raffaella Fico to Chi.

‘I caution Raffaella Fico that she will be asked to pay damages for any further irresponsible comments that she makes that harm my reputation and honour.’

Balotelli’s adoptive parents Franco and Silvo also joined in the attack on Raffaella, using an open letter to accuse her of cashing in on her relationship with him.

They wrote: “We believe that our son is not the irresponsible and undignified person that you have described.’ You seem to have had no hesitation of expressing publicly every sentiment you have felt in order to appear on front pages.’

‘You know full well the relationship was over at the beginning of April. Why do you keep saying otherwise? Why did you wait until June before telling Mario you were expecting a baby and even then it was only after telling the press first – was it so that you could secure another front page?’

Raffaella is said to have secured a five-figure sum from Chi – the same magazine that published topless pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge – for the first images of baby Pia.

In her interview she said that the “door of her heart” was closed but that she would not stop Balotelli from seeing his daughter whenever he wanted – he has yet to see Pia and the magazine pictures were the first time he saw her.

Today there was no-one immediately available to comment for Raffaella, who has appeared on Italy’s version of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and her previous boyfriends have included Cristiano Ronaldo.

Baby Got Back! See Ludacris’s Drop Dead Girlfriend

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Ludacris, 35, and his stunning girlfriend Eudoxie, 25, jetted over to Maui to celebrate the holidays with a bit of sunshine. She’s so gorgeous, like a younger Lisa Raye. :D . Well done Luda.

Eudoxie is almost a clone for Lisa Raye….wow!

The Grammy winning rapper and Eudoxie have been dating for four years now, and guess what, she’s not just a pretty face, she’s also got a brain underneath all that beauty – She has taken a break from her Master’s degree after being done with Medical School. They posted pictures of their luxury holiday on Twitter. Enjoy! *wink*

 

 

Oh man….*lovestruck*

 

 

And he loves to show her off…in different are codes :) Who can blame him? Sigh!

Shakira And Barcelona’s Gerard Pique Give Birth To Baby Boy!

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Oh yaaaay…..dimunitive, ultra flexible songstress Shakira has given birth to a baby boy, as tweeted by her husband, popular Barcelona football star, Gerard Pique. The news broke yesterday. Writing in Spanish he said: ‘Our son has been born! We are very happy! Thanks to all for your messages!’

But then since Shakira hasn’t said anything, it’s being speculated that it might be a joke, as the date is Spain’s Day of the Holy Innocents, similar to April Fool’s Day.

Only days before Christmas, Shakira was pictured looking heavily pregnant shopping for gifts in Barcelona. She is thought to have been due to give birth early next month. Well, if it’s true, congratulations to the delicious couple.

Dbanj’s New Girlfriend Jennifer O Compared to Genevieve Nnaji

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The kokomaster, D’banj is under extreme scrutiny and criticism as his ‘longtime’ girlfriend has been exposed. (I wonder what they mean by longtime, before, during or after Genny :D ) The lucky lady is Jennifer Obayuwana, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Tonto Dike.

She instagrammed a picture of her with a caption mentioning Dbanj and calling her his boo. Well, no one can be absolutely sure about it though,I mean, the media and all. Everything you read should be taken with a giant dose of Salt and pepper. But who cares, we’ll ride out the story till another one comes up right? :D

 

The picture which started the frenzy

 

 

These ladies sure love to show their love for this man on Instagram sha…. He must really have the KOKO! :)

Fans of Genevieve Nnaji have been throwing abuses at the Jennifer O since this news surfaced. Stating that she isn’t as beautiful as the former ladies he’s been romantically linked with especially genny. With Dbanj himself being called a gold digger, as it is no news that he has consistently dated only rich chicks, independent ones, silver spooned ones, wooden spooned ones, as long as the girl sha has money and class, he’ll be attracted. I like that though, shows he knows what he wants. Bla bla bla. Who cares really? Mimmysays let ‘em be!

 

 

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